Cost of getting tube to paddington station from wood lane… £3. Cost of getting text from beautiful man asking me out for dinner as I’m about to get on the train back to Bristol… Free. Cost of getting train back from Paddington to Wood Lane to meet beautiful man for dinner… £3. Cost of dinner and drinks at wahaca… Free. Dinner with completely out of my league wanker banker and invite to dinner at private members club in the city next week… Priceless!
I need help.